Giving up smokes the Amoir way, pt 1

25/12/06 - Day 1 - Christmas Day.

9:30am - have first smoke of the day, 3 hours later than usual. Delightful headspin ensues.
10:30am - convince self I will smoke the remaining three ciggies in the pack, then detox.
1:30pm - have final smoke while watching Series 2 DVD of Lost.
4:00pm - apartment now empty of bacon supplies
5:00pm - apartment now empty of chocolate icecream supplies
7:15pm - wonder how long salt supplies will last.
7:26:pm - realise it takes 3 days for nicotine to leave your system.
7.27pm - wonder if on the fourth day I could just begin a "few smozzies in the evening" routine.
7:30pm - realise it is now time to hit the emergency stage of "Operation: super happy smoke time go bye bye" and pop a sedative. Whilst watching "Alien versus Predator", one of the best "men in suit" films ever.
7:45pm - see the lil aliens that look like vaginas and realise that HR Geiger wasn't a fan of ladyfolk sitting on his face.
8:04pm - begin to wonder what state I'll be in for attending Boxing Day celebrations. Imagine self breaking through polite chitchat to scrap with someone's mother-in-law because it seems completely rational to defend the honour of the yum yum balls recipe from those Family Circle recipe cards collection from 1977.
8:08pm - start penning apology email.
8:34pm - mawmawmamawmamawmawmamaw I wanna be sedated
8:37pm - no amount of sedation can make "The Christmas Panel" funny
9:33pm - You know, a smoke would go really well with this cuppa...